Macintosh.

Heavy rain tonight! I didn’t get soaked. D’ya know why?

I was wearing me rain jacket. Me big coat.

If I wear it, it never rains.

The moment I wear shorts or sunglasses,

I’m soaked right through.

I swear my shorts attract clouds.

But, my big jacket. The one with all the pockets.

It has never felt a drop of rain.

That’s why the clouds moved by me on the ride home.

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