Prison population: 96%-ish men.

Least likely to attend a doctor’s surgery: males.

Homelessness and drug abuse: mostly guys.

Donald Trump: a bloke.

Putin, Hitler, Pol Pot, MZD, Boris Johnson: fellas.

Talks less than others about inner-self: fellows.

Hero complexes: mother’s son.

Inclusive of all, at football games: bro, boykie, boyfriend.

Thinks they’re always cool: cat.

Keepers of toxic masculinity: chap.

Reduced sense of importance, when hunter and inner self show weakness: gent.

More likely to dominate, be aggressive, or demonstrate xenophobia, racism, or homophobia: guess who?

Andy’s Man Club attendees: dudes.

So, is it “man up” or man down?