The feeling.

115 charges! Cheats! Empty seats. Typed, chanted, and slung at us like shit.

Where’s your European Cup? One charge and you fucked it up. That feeling when the ball hits the net.

Is this a library? Empty seats on tour. Name your greatest hit.

It’s going to VAR. How much did you pay the referee? The head beaded in sweat.

Where were you when you were shit? Your fans are from London. Remember the first time as you emerged in the Kippax.

Who are you? Small town in Stockport. The away day journey debate.

Programmes, get your programmes. The ruined weekends piled in stacks.

That painful loss. Old Trafford rocking. Swallow me up by eight.

They let us down. Why the fuck are you still here? Football blighted.

Replays of 93:20 Magical cheats! Fresh air or an armchair.

Tension, glorious tension. Squeaky bum time. Love City, hate U****d.

Squashed in at trophy parades. Feels unfair. Just a sack of air.

The Old Black and Green, Steve Moore selling programmes, the Dias stand bouncing.

Editor’s deadline, adverts flowing, whistles blowing, and Abba playing loud.

Winter’s away days over land and sea – and Stretford or Llansantffraid for a trouncing.

The full time shriek and the roar of the faithful crowd.

The hugs with Paul Lake, the ground that did shake, the moments.

Sergio, Silva, and Kompany alongside Lee, Bell, and Summerbee.

Moments we did. Moments we didn’t. The newly built monuments.

Trautmann out-stretched, Bell on a stand, Book End it should be.

Years from now moments in the stands with mates, old and new.

Holding fanzines, that’s where we’ll be: stretching out cheering you.

Don’t go against your own. Play on. Play strong. Play in Blue and White.

But most of all, Boys In Blue Never give in: do it right.

Guangdong International Mosquito Protection Society

Our goals

Recognising that the problems facing our planet are increasingly more complex and urgent, Guangdong International Mosquito Protection Society focuses its work on one less-than-ambitious goal. Through this integrative approach, we can challenge the host species and feeding zone to distract itself from being a threat and to ensure a healthy future for mosquitoes in Dongguan. By playing just one Sergio Aguero recording or a replay of Richard Dunne’s inspiring works, the mosquito stands a chance to feed undisturbed. We call on Phil Foden and other future leaders to help create a message to give our mosquitoes a chance.

About us

As the world’s least known conservation organisation, Guangdong International Mosquito Protection Society certainly works in one country to tackle the least pressing issues at the intersection of nature, people, and climate. We do not collaborate with local communities to conserve the natural resources we all depend on and build a future in which people and nature thrive. Instead, together with partners at some levels, or other, transform markets and policies toward feeding the humble and not-remotely declining mosquito numbers of Guangdong, specifically in the city of Dongguan.

Our conservation zone

The chosen site is about 193cm above sea level, with a mass greater than anticipated but maintained by a steady lack of greenery. It thrives in cooler conditions, but those two days of the year allows our mosquitoes to hibernate-ish. The Guangdong International Mosquito Protection Society conservation zone started in Manchester in 1982 before being shipped to China in 2014.

Things we want to see banned

Fast hands by humans.

The production and bottling of lemon eucalyptus oil; lavender; cinnamon oil; thyme oil; Greek catmint oil; soybean oil; citronella; neem oil; tea tree oil; and DEET.

Mosquito coils.

Those anti-mosquito tennis bats with wires and a cage.

A banning on using power for the E55 Rechargeable Mosquito Repeller.

Further threats to our cause

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Help the Guangdong International Mosquito Protection Society protect mosquitoes and other vulnerable biting species around the world. Symbolically, adopt a mosquito today and take it to your home.

Mailing list

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