Holibobs 2026: Strengthening

After cooling the delicious watermelons in a river, the Typhoon Hongxia’s first storm hit. Twigs and small branches rattled down onto the metal rooftops of a shanty-like eating village at the river. The river level rose covering all stones and the edge of the pathway. Our group awaited a short time of little downpour before jumping in a car back to the house.

Bamboo scaffolding has always impressed me. Coming from a place that rarely has anything but steel scaffolding or heavy duty frames, the comparison to that of long slender bamboo poles is distinctive. Each rod of bamboo is marked with natural offshoots and imperfections. Yet somehow the strength seems to hold. I know that in Hong Kong there are strict regulations on this material. I guess the same is present on mainland China. The lightweight material grows fast on farms and in the wild. I’d imagine its cost to be far below any of the metal options. It being binded by ropes and threads must make it easier to install too. I wonder who inspects for rot, infestation, or structural defects. That must take time and skill. These lattice of bamboo are impressive to see framing new and old buildings. I salute the bamboo scaffolding industry and its 800 years or so of usage.

Three wheel carts, vans, and bikes have been the mainstay of delivery drivers throughout China since horses made way for engines. Nowadays the fuel tends to be from a battery compartment. Nevertheless, these tuktuk-like vehicles can be found from the city to the countryside. The auto rickshaw is here to stay, providing people stop using their phones at the handlebars and online shipping remains constant. I would certainly like to see more of these trikes in the UK, subject to the same driving rules and regulations of motorised vehicles.

We were lucky, in respect of Typhoon Hongxia, which left a trail of flooding, felled-trees, toppled fences, and other human-made structures strewn in its pathway. The overnight brunt of the storm seemed to hit like a bombing raid. Trees seemingly exploded like matchsticks as each gust struck like an angry wall. The air indoors seemed to be pulled out leaving alternating vacuums of coolness and pockets of heat. It was deafening loud at times. Every joint in each window rattled, yet held firm, as sounds of crashing carried from the garden complex outside. Nature holds us in its hands and we should never forget it!

Following the stormy arrival, a platter of succulent fruits, barbecue sticks in cumin-rich sauce, and trays of snacks punctuated the following days of the storm. We were lucky and distracted. Or unlucky. If like I, you chose the durian bread roll. How stinky!!!

Holibobs 2026: Watermelon seeds

The sweat seems to swelter beneath every pore. Your skin refuses to cool your body temperature. Every sinew is at an exhausting saturation point. 35°C sits two digits or so beneath your body temperature. With the added 74% humidity, the dew point (26°C) is long passed. It feels like 43°C. Saying, “It’s too hot”, has long become a fruitless task.

As is tradition, a flock of angry and hungry mosquitoes, descended upon me within Guangzhou Airport’s confusing subway/railway transit system. I arrived to a vast modern terminal by Guangzhou Baiyun (白云机场东) East and only needed a 5 minute train ticket to get to Baiyun North (白云机场北) but it took nearly an hour to transit. My eSim card failed to get a signal in the last 50 metres of underground tunnel to the ticket booth. A kind staff member provided a WiFi hot-spot after I’d attempted to buy a ticket only to lose the eSim signal at the ticket booth. I would make it back to my waiting duo no matter what.

Tastes of Guangdong 2026.

“…she doesn’t give a solitary shit what I want.” – Bo, When the Cranes Fly South, Lisa Ridzén

The same happened at Baiyun North as I crossed onto a subway train. A man dressed all in black wearing only a body CCTV camera on his chest provided the WiFi hotpot. He was either Public Security Bureau or another government body. His English was crisp and clear. The subway took me to Guangzhou East Railway Station. Here a WiFi signal was found at the mall’s H&M clothing store. From then on it was plain sailing but I was regretting a lack of sleep on the flight to Shanghai from Manchester. My aches, pains, and caffeine-withdrawal-induced nausea were in full flight. That Costa Coffee in Shanghai certainly boosted me through a 3 hour delay.

During the journey, Ironwood, by thriller writer Michael Connelly, alongside When the Cranes Fly South kept me company. The former focuses on Detective Stilwell based on Catalina (a filming location of the nudist swimmer scene in the movie Jaws). Whilst not quite as sharp as the Harry Bosch or Ballard series of novels, the pages move fast. Due to time waiting in Manchester Airport, the book was finished by my 3rd day in Huizhou. Many welcome distractions and a spot of jetlag allowed a balanced approach to reading and pleasure. The journey also featured the movie Mr Burton which was a lovely flick about the rise of actor Richard Burton. “No one would have believed…” Eventually a solo became a duo that hooked into a trio.

After an early afternoon of swimming in a river by Aiwei village (隘尾村 – see also 五塔云山农庄 广东省惠州市惠东县梁化镇七星墎隘尾村), our reunited triplet hunkered down for a night and day inside sheltering from Typhoon Hongxia/Whatitsface. The big bugger flattened the majority of the garden complex’s trees and crushed a few cars and bikes. The air mostly felt comfortable throughout Sunday the 26th. By late evening, the relentless humidity was back to ensure my lack of suitable t-shirts would remain ever drenched.

To be continued…