Reading Passports Ready

What we read leaves a trace, just like what we eat has an effect, no matter how small or big. If you read propaganda intended for ill purpose, expect to bend to its ears, even just a little. Yet, all the positive and heart-warming or enjoyable content sticks better. We embrace it with ease. We will it to be a permeating presence in our soul. And reading cleanses the soul of clogged up muck. It helps us switch off and relax. It is a form of entertainment that doesn’t actually require batteries.

Thinking back to what I’ve read and I could not quite quote or remember lines. However, I do recall the warmth, the action, and many feelings. I treasure some authors and titles far above others. I don’t recall which book or author was championed with medals or prizes. I do know that I often hunted the author’s works down.

Each style of writing offers a pattern to follow, emotions to be kicked our of their slumber, things to explore, or an opportunity to add meat to the bones of my knowledge. Perhaps even reading a Trip Advisor review may offer an opportunity to cross borders that I cannot physically transcend. Will I discover, uncover, or reveal these new pathways without a book?

Books are like passports to the forbidden cities. A visa without application. They open the world, even if it is imagined through the words or pictures of others. Michael Palin has transported me to a whole list of countries, yet I’ve never watched his television adaptations or accompanied him on a flight. J.R.R. Tolkien has whizzed me off to many lands – some corrupted by move interpretations. Those flicks just give me an excuse to pick up the pages and reimagine on demand. That’s a gift to rediscover and enjoy the texts again.

If wisdom is acquired by experience and time, then books are a source of data for the mind’s visual map and developments.

Unoriginal movie idea #1.

(on screen text) From the studio that brought you Schindler’s List…*

(further text) Just when you thought it was safe to go back into your bed. **

(yet more text and probably audio descriptive mode) They’re here, they’re everywhere. You’re not allowed to swear. [Not a football chant. Dramatic drumroll type music will play followed by a few seconds silence and then the title both swoops and crawls in.]

MOSQUROACHES

Or should we call it…

COCKQUITOES

(both can be working titles m whilst we figure out any problems with both)

(Narrator, deep booming voice like Mariah Carey)  One mad scientist managed to take the eating parts of a terrifying cockroach and add them to the humble flying mosquito. It didn’t end there though. Soon enough a hybrid was born and it kept reproducing. Suddenly science was defied and the laboratory of birth overrun… (all scrolling text, a bit like Star Wars but less warmth and more fluttering)

(camera pans) a huge shadow cockroach mandible swoops over the screen which then slowly turns into a proboscis of a mosquito

(BBC Wildlife Guru Sir David Attenborough*** narrates, standing by a lake, looking all tranquil) We used to think of mosquitoes as pests. We used to dilly and dally at their annoyance.

(mosquito bites Sir Dave who carries on talking) Ah, shit! Kill them all, the annoying little blood-sucking bastards. (Sir Dave runs away itching himself)

(cameras swoops upwards along an abandoned McDonald’s restaurant… cockroaches spill over the wall, running and then flying away… with their newfound mosquito wings…  the sky fills with darkness as they take flight)

Text flashes in the cloud of mosquito X cockroach insect cloud:

STARRING WILL SMITH+, RALPH FIENNES^, SIR SACHA BARON-COHEN, KATE WINSLET, DANNY DYER, KOREAN BAND BLACKPINK, and introducing JUDY DENCH.

Coming soon: 2000hrs, 2nd February 2022.

*Huge assumptions that they’ll be interested.   **Spielberg won’t be too pleased, once again. ***Spared at no expense? +optimistic guess. ^There’s always a Fiennes knocking around.

Obviously, it’s work in progress. If I’d been a Douyin or TikTok user the trailer would be ready by now, but I’m not…